So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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