they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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