I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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