Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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