hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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