This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Randomize
