We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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