and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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