I wannas sexs uuuuu
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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