If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
All the doctor said was why
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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