found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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