I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
