going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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