I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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