Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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