PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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