My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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