just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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