So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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