She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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