After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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