Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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