did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
