the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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