I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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