Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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