I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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