if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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