if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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