I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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