Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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