Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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