So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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