The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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