I hate your face
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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