And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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