After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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