It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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