How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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