went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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