You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Ladies don't puke and tell
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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