I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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