you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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