really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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