3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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