We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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