we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
did you just send me my own nude
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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