On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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