Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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