you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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